Thursday, August 28, 2008

Who Is Jason?

ApparentLy, I've confused a Lot of peopLe with the whoLe nickname thing. Leer's parents came to church with us one Sunday and whoever was sitting in front of us turned around to taLk to my Mother-In-Law. Here's how the conversation went:

"So, you're here visiting the ChiLds'?"

MIL: "Yeah, I'm Jason's Mom!"


{Long pause...puzzLed Look}


"Who is Jason?"

We had some new neighbors move in a whiLe back and we introduced ourseLves as Jason and Becky. A few weeks Later, this neighbor came over to heLp us move some furniture downstairs and when he went home he toLd his wife, "Did you know that Jason is not his reaL name? It's Lawzin or something...I think he might be from YugosLavia."

Even LittLe Myah caLLs her dad Learnus sometimes. I better make sure she knows his reaL name is Jason. Do any of you have nicknames for your husband (or vice versa)? Leave me a comment and teLL me what they are and the story behind them if there is one.

P.S. Lason calls me Lecky. Go figure!

Monday, August 18, 2008

Hi Learnus!



Here's the probLem...anyone who reaLLy knows me weLL knows that I never caLL my husband "Jason". Since I've been bLogging I've refered to him as "Jason" and it just feeLs, weLL...wrong. So from here on out, I'LL caLL him Learnus. Or Leer. Or Ler. Or Lason. Or Lawzin. Or Lawzin-Daas. Or LerLus. Or LearL. Or Lernie. Or any other "L" name that I feeL compeLLed to use. There's no significance to the nicknames and no reason why they must start with "L". My friend Heather wouLd say, "It is what it is". It's onLy "Jason" if he's in BIG troubLe and right now he's not.
Love you Lots, Leer!

Tuesday, August 12, 2008

Tusk

Chloe just came in the room and asked, "Are you laughing or crying?" This is hilarious. I laughed until I cried! Try this yourself and post it on your blog. Some of the answers are surprisingly accurate.

1. Put your iPod on shuffle.
2. For each question, press the next button to get your answer.
3. You must write that song name down no matter how silly it sounds.

IF SOMEONE SAYS "IS THIS OKAY" YOU SAY? "Why Ain't I Running"
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOURSELF? "Jesus, Take the Wheel"
HOW DO YOU FEEL TODAY? "Chemical Party"
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE'S PURPOSE? "If It Kills Me"
WHAT DO YOUR PARENTS THINK OF YOU? "Little Bitty"
WHAT DO YOU OFTEN THINK ABOUT? "Competition Smile"
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF THE PERSON YOU LOVE? "Tattoo"
WHAT IS YOUR LIFE STORY? "Details In The Fabric"
WHAT DO YOU WANT TO BE WHEN YOU GROW UP? "Over-Rated"
WHAT DO YOU THINK WHEN YOU SEE THE PERSON YOU LOVE? "Miss America"
WHAT WILL YOU DANCE TO AT YOUR WEDDING? "Standing At The Edge Of The Earth"
WHAT WILL THEY PLAY AT YOUR FUNERAL? "Dig It"
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST FEAR? "It Must Be Love"
WHAT IS YOUR BIGGEST SECRET? "Island Girl"
WHAT DO YOU THINK OF YOUR FRIENDS? "Ghost In This House"
WHAT DID YOU SEE OUT YOUR WINDOW TODAY? "The Man With The Bag"
WHAT MOTIVATES YOU? "Broadway"
WHAT DO YOU DREAM ABOUT? "Proud Mary"
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE YOUR HIGH SCHOOL YEARS? "Tiny Dancer"
WHAT ARE YOUR HOPES FOR THE FUTURE? "Rest Stop"
HOW WOULD YOU DESCRIBE THE WAY YOU LOOK? "Start Of Something New"
WHAT IS THE PURPOSE OF YOUR BLOG? "Tragic Kingdom"
WHAT GOAL ARE YOU CURRENTLY WORKING ON? "I Want To Be A Missionary Now"
WHAT WILL THE TITLE OF THIS POST BE? "Tusk"

Saturday, August 9, 2008

Ahhh, The Great Outdoors


I have to admit that I am not the best camper. I do love the outdoors, and the beauty of nature, but my blasted bear phobia puts a damper on the whole situation. Yesterday, I got brave and decided we could go camping with the ward even though there was a bear that wandered into this same camp last summer. (Yes, I brought my bear spray.) Also, we've been having a lot of summer storms here lately, but decided we would chance it and go anyway. Naturally, as soon as we got there we started to put up our tent (thanks for the help Dave). Then it started to downpour. We got drenched!

Here I am trying to blow dry my hair with the air mattress pump. FYI this method doesn't work.

Here's Jason roasting his weenies.

Cute picture of Myah and Jason at the campfire. Honestly... he can sleep anywhere!
I, however, can't sleep just anywhere. I made a valiant effort to sleep in the tent, but ended up in the car about halfway through the night. I feel safer in the car even though everybody knows that bears totally know how to open car doors.

The next morning was great! The weather was beautiful, we ate the fluffiest pancakes I've ever seen, we were finally dry, and the camp we stayed at had a zip line which we all tried. It was really fun!

Going, going...

Gone!!! I was so proud of Chloe.


What a sad face! So, Myah cried the whole way up the ladder and the whole way down the zip line. I thought at some point during the ride she would realize that it was fun. I was really starting to question my motherly judgement when she never seemed to enjoy the experience. 15 minutes later, after she calmed down she admitted, "Well, it was actually fun". Phew!!!


Me.


Jason

All in all we had a great time on the campout. We really appreciated all the hard work the Turnbows put in to plan this fun activity. And most importantly, NO BEARS!

Be(ar) Aware!!!

Please read this sign carefully. It's for your own safety!

So, I have a totally irrational fear of bears. Not sure why. Last summer I had to confront my fear while serving as the 2nd Counselor in Young Women. I did a lot of research to try to ease my mind and educate myself and the young women so we would be safe at camp. I'm happy to say we had a successful girls camp with no bear encounters. Well, no real bears. (Who knew you could make realistic bear sounds with an empty can and a wet shoelace?) I thought I would pass on my bear safety facts and tips to you all.

I also purchased some bear spray.


Note: Where I live, there are only black bears, so most of this info only applies to black bears. Grizzly bears have a whole different set of rules.

General Black Bear Facts:
Black bears are generally shy, solitary animals. They try to avoid humans and are considered non-aggressive except when injured, protecting their young, or protecting themselves. The black bear is inclined to escape for human presence.

Bears are most active in the cool of the evening or early morning. Dawn and dusk. During the heat of the day, they will seek shade in dense underbrush.

Black bears are not always black in color. They vary in color from white through chocolate brown, cinnamon brown, and blonde to black, but most are black or a dark shade of brown.

Each bear has a different temperament sort of like humans. Some bears will attack, others will not.

Black bears are carnivores, however they act like omnivores, with only one quarter of their diet being meat. They mostly eat plants and other vegetable matter.

Black bears can run about 35 miles per hour.

For every death caused by a black bear in America, there are 17 deaths from spiders, 25 deaths from snakes, 67 deaths from dogs, 150 deaths from tornadoes, 180 deaths from bees, 374 deaths from lightning. You are more likely to get struck by lightning or killed by a bee sting than being attacked by a bear. (This does make me feel better about bears...but now I need to be afraid of spiders, snakes, dogs, tornadoes, bees and lightning. Actually, I'm not really afraid of any of those things.)

How to keep bears from campsite:
Do not leave food, garbage or any scented items out at the campsite. This includes any and all food, food wrappers, juice, pop, soap, feminine products, gum, deodorant, shampoo, lotion, sunscreen, lipgloss, chapstick, toothpaste, hairspray, perfume. Bears are attracted to smells and will taste anything even if it is unedible.

Do not keep snacks in your tent. Not even gum.

Do not eat anything in your tent.

All garbage must be kept together and stored away from tents.

What to do if a bear enters our campsite:

Never feed the bear!!!

Never try to get food away from a bear.

Try to scare them away by making loud, deep noises, or banging pots and pans.

If a bear tries to rip through your tent, talk in loud and deep tones, try “There is a bear in my tent. I am now leaving.” :) Make sure others are aware of your situation. Do not turn your back to the bear. Do not run away. Try to make yourself as large as possible. Stand together in a group.

How to avoid bear encounters when hiking:
Be loud. Sing, talk continuously and loudly and make unnatural noises. This will alert bears that we are near and will scare them away.

Do not whistle, this may sound like an animal noise.

Do not spend time near bears food sources like animal carcasses, berry patches and fish streams.
At night, always carry a flashlight.

Stay together. Do not get separated from the group.

If you do see a bear, do not panic or scream.
Stand close together.
Make loud noises.
Do not make eye contact with a bear.
Do not turn your back or run away.
Do not climb a tree. Black bears are good climbers.

Never try to get a closer look.
Never approach a bear.
Never corner a bear. Always leave an escape route for the bear.

Bears do not like surprises. If you see a bear that has not seen you, do not disturb it. Retreat slowly and quietly. When you are far away from the bear, begin talking loudly to prevent future encounters.

If the bear sees you, remain calm, and try to look as large as possible.

If the bear is not aggressive, talk softly and back away slowly. If a bear rears up on its hind legs and waves its nose in the air, it is trying to identify you. This may seem intimidating, but do not panic. This is a gesture of curiosity and is a bears way of getting a better look at you. Keep still and speak softly. It doesn’t matter what you say, try “Go away bear”.

Signs of an aggressive bear are, snapping its jaws together, making a whoofing sound, or keeping its head down with ears laid back. If the bear begins to approach, this is a good time to throw a large rock or stick toward the bear.

If the bear charges at you, muster all your courage and stay standing. Do not crouch down, play dead, or show fear. The charge is most likely a bluff and if you stand your ground the bear will turn away.

If a bear attacks you:
If you find yourself being attacked by a black bear, do not play dead. Black bears eat dead animals. Your only option is to fight back. Yell loudly, hit the bear with rocks, fists, anything handy, really. You can punch the bear in the nose, try to poke his eyeballs out with your thumbs. A blind bear cannot attack you. The bear most likely does not want to eat you. It may be wounded, or immature and may be easily scared if you fight back.


Hopefully no one will actually need these tips, but it's better to be informed. Leave me a comment and tell me what you are afraid of.

Wednesday, August 6, 2008

Music To My Ears

Music produces a kind of pleasure which human nature cannot do without. ~Confucius

I absolutely love music. Playing it, listening to it, and singing along with it (when no one can hear me, of course). I love all different kinds of music, it just has to be good or meaningful to me. I particularly respect REAL musicians. You know, people who can actually play an instrument, or people who write their own music. I am truly amazed by such talent and wish I was blessed with it. Sure, I can plunk out something halfway decent on the piano, but write a song?...I think not. Well, here are my 3 current favorites:




Adele is amazing! She is only 19 people. She writes her own music and has a voice and style that is totally unique. If you haven't heard of her, you must check her out. My favorite song on this CD is called "Tired". If she ever comes in concert here, I'm there!



It's rare that I really enjoy a CD from the minute I first hear it. Not the case with this one. I really like almost every song on this CD. The exception is called "Steve Earle". Why, oh why, Jennifer Nettles? That is 3 minutes and 36 seconds of my life that I will never get back. (I'm writing that in my most whiney voice.) The rest is awesome. Get the CD that has the bonus songs. The live tracks are great.



I just like this guy. He's kinda quirky. You should check out his website and you'll see what I mean. http://www.jasonmraz.com/ This CD has alot of different sounds and styles on it. The songs remind me of anyone from Lionel Richie to the Beatles. It even has a duet with Colbie Caillat, who I quite enjoy as well.

So, do yourself a favor and purchase these CDs. You'll be oh, so happy that you did. Leave me a comment and tell me what your current faves are.

Tuesday, August 5, 2008

Rocky Mouth Canyon


We hiked up to this waterfall for FHE Monday night.

Me & the kidlets

Jason convinced the girls that there was gold in the stream.

Chloe searching for gold.

Maybe they found some.

Myah's reaction to the giant earwigs they found in the moss.

We had a great time enjoying some nature and spending time together! Then the kids bickered the whole way home. But, we won't blog about that! ;-)

Monday, August 4, 2008

Splash!!!







Just some fun pictures from the splash park.

Friday, August 1, 2008

Anyone who says sunshine brings happiness has never danced in the rain. ~Author Unknown






We had quite the rainstorm here last Saturday. The kids had a blast getting drenched.